Human, male, hacker type. Average height, slight of build, answers to ‘Trevor’ and is easily lured into traps baited with caffeine or cheese.
January, 1986, or possibly late October, 2012. Difficult to say, really.
Recently of Abu Dhabi, U.A.E. Most comfortable in warm weather and/or secessionist climates; frequently found indoors.
The digital one, responsible for building and maintaining this very website. Also handles sales, subscriptions, and general editor-bothering.